Wednesday, November 22, 2006


My daughter A declared today Anti-Thanksgiving. I like the idea so I am going to list some of the things I am not thankful for.


greedy people (see above)

sand baggers

mean people

racists, sexists, ageists and any other heinous ists

my digestive system

religious zealots

terrorists (see above)

cold weather

lousy service at restaurants, airports, retail stores...anywhere

not being able to talk to a human on the phone when calling a company

not being able to talk to an American on the phone when calling an American company for assistance

people that don't take responsibility for their lot in life and blame everything that 's wrong on somebody else

companies that don't provide health benefits for their employees

my short stubby fingers

I put off my Q band yesterday so today I declare that band as Queen...the band that never realized that they would be responsible for so many sports anthems. I only wish that Freddy Mercury would have lived long enough to sing We Will Rock You or We are the Champions at the Super Bowl. It would have happened and it would have been very cool.The song Fat Bottomed Girl is one that I hate to hear because its one of those songs that gets wedged in my head for the day. Bohemian Rhapsody is a masterpiece aside from the fact that for about 10 years it seemed that everybody tried to copy Wayne and Garth's automobile rendition.

One other thing, I saw something yesterday that I still can't reconcile. "Free Range Chicken Broth" Where is this broth ranging and I need to see it with my own eyes.


Katie said...

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...


Pops into my head anytime anyone talks about Queen.

Wonder Boy said...

Now it's stuck in my head! That definitely is one of those songs.