Some of these actually happened...
What do you think of our new President, Barack Hussein Obama....next
I think professional wrestling is awesome...oops gotta run I'm late for my root canal
Well, my house was on the market for quite a while but then Jesus sold it for me...one question before I run away, was he wearing a yellow Century 21 jacket...just curious....bye
Well, all rich people have no morals, are greedy and dishonest...excuse me?
Same sex marriage is not natural...well I guess people who think like you should be sterilized...deal?
Me - I'm going to vote for the best candidate available
Response - Why would you do that?
Why should I vote for a tax increase for schools, my kids are all grown...you must think that way because school was lost on you...gotta go
I love Rush Limbaugh...were you just at the WWF smackdown? What I meant to say is "can I smack you down?"
Have you found Jesus?...no but I heard he works for Century 21 Realtors
I hate __________ (this is a fill in the blank)
the way Eric Clapton plays his guitar. Its noise to me.
people that drink alcohol
that movie you just told me you saw and really kinda liked
I love ______________
the Jonas Brothers